The thing was a wall of Hindi text mixed with English astrology terms. My Hindi’s rusty so I started copy-pasting chunks into translate apps. Took forever ’cause the sentences were all poetic and vague like: “शुक्र इस सप्ताह आपके व्यवसाय में नई सम्भावनाओं को जन्म देगा”Translation? Something like “Venus will birth new possibilities in your business this week.” Sounded fancy but honest... https://aboutvirgo.com/